ask-bait:

• red - what are you most passionate about? how did this passion develop?
  
• orange - how many pieces of fruit do you aim to eat per day? what do you actually manage?
  
• yellow - what’s your happy place? real or fictional?
  
• green - do you prefer to be indoors or outdoors? which is your favourite flower to smell?
  
• blue - which is your favourite mode of long distance transport? have you ever been on a plane? - if so, where?
  
• indigo - what’re your top three favourite names? would you consider having children in the future?
  
• violet - what’s your favourite cake flavour? are you any good at baking?
  
• purple - do you support the royalty? who is your favourite historical figure & why.
  
• pink - which is your favourite animal? zoos or farms?
  
• turquoise - do you like being in the sea? which is your favourite sea side town to visit?
  
• mint - do you like astrology? do you consider pluto a ‘real’ planet?
  
• crimson - have you ever broken bones? do you enjoy going to the dentist?
  
• amber - can you drive? if not, how do you get around?
  
• lime - do you like monkeys? do you believe in evolution?
  
• tangerine - how tall are you? do you ever wish you were any taller/shorter?
  
• azure - which gender & sexuality label do you most identify with?
  
• beige - which is your favourite type of soda? do you enjoy alcohol?
  
• coral - which is your favourite disney movie? who makes the better movies, disney or pixar?
  
• sapphire - do you wear any jewellery? what do you think looks best on other people?
  
• gold - what do you consider to be your biggest achievement? when was the last time you won something?
  

(via hell-x-home)

mark-messier:

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

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